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Anonymous said: Favorite movie, song, tv show, color, and sent?

One of my favorite movies is it’s kind of a funny story, I should probably watch it soon. A top song is fisher road by the avett brothers. A tv show is for sure full house because it’s always been my favorite. My favorite color is light purple. And I don’t know for sure but I think you are asking for my favorite scent and my top three are my lavender chamomile candle, lilacs, and Jacob.

Thank you

Can you guys please ask me questions?

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
spoken-not-written:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING

spoken-not-written:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING

There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

jonnycocksville:

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shuckl:

tropidurus:

zubat:

"The difference two years can make."

the dog is bigger

it ate the toy to grow more powerful and messed up the chair

My mother is worried that I have mental problems, I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parent’s bedroom, after that I started slipping certain choice phrases into our conversation.

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE