I'm a saint.

detestably:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the heck

OMg THIS

(via celebrityworshipsyndrome)

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Missed the Eclipse?

rocketsandorscience:

Don’t worry! Here’s a list of all the total lunar eclipses coming in the next 20 years!

  • Oct. 8, 2014
  • Apr. 4, 2015
  • Sep. 25, 2015
  • Jan. 31, 2018
  • Jul. 27, 2018
  • Jan. 21, 2019
  • May 26, 2021
  • May 16, 2022
  • Nov. 8, 2022
  • Mar. 14, 2025
  • Sep. 7, 2025
  • Mar. 3, 2026
  • Dec. 31, 2028
  • Jun. 26, 2029
  • Dec. 20, 2029
  • Apr. 25, 2032
  • Oct. 18, 2032
  • Apr. 14, 2033
  • Oct. 8, 2033

(via cardigan--queen)

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bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

For more facts, Visit / Follow Ultrafacts!

Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

(via fallingd0wntherabbith0le)

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mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

(via cardigan--queen)

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5 hours ago
durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via cardigan--queen)

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5 hours ago

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135, via spoken-not-written)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

(via jizzfrosti)

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5 hours ago

halfwayavatar:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

At first I thought it meant they were pictures OF Picasso and I was like “how’d he have a full beard at the age of 14, then he turned into a woman”

(via thepictureofholdencaulfield)

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5 hours ago

lonelynerdygoldfish:

dennisbrain:

timhortonsmajesty:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT OH MY GOD

oh look it’s the only two things i care about in life in a single video

I love this show. So Much.

(via cardigan--queen)

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5 hours ago

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

(via cardigan--queen)

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