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nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

tracksss:

Amen

herondalectable:

my new favorite human being

joshpeckvine:

SuperEmo

haydenrodgers:

thegreatestpracticaljoke:

Me:

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You:

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you don’t understand how big a burn that is

haylinoel:

sjaejones:

neuroticmarshmallow:

sexy inexplicable melancholy

I think the time is ripe to reblog this.

sexy perfect soft-boiled egg

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”