Anonymous said: Favorite movie, song, tv show, color, and sent?
One of my favorite movies is it’s kind of a funny story, I should probably watch it soon. A top song is fisher road by the avett brothers. A tv show is for sure full house because it’s always been my favorite. My favorite color is light purple. And I don’t know for sure but I think you are asking for my favorite scent and my top three are my lavender chamomile candle, lilacs, and Jacob.
Can you guys please ask me questions?
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
I AM FUCKING SCREAMING
There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes
"The difference two years can make."
the dog is bigger
it ate the toy to grow more powerful and messed up the chair
My mother is worried that I have mental problems, I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parent’s bedroom, after that I started slipping certain choice phrases into our conversation.
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
happy birthday someone
I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE