It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
my new favorite human being
sexy inexplicable melancholy
I think the time is ripe to reblog this.
sexy perfect soft-boiled egg
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”